✯ [PDF] ❤ Going Postal By Terry Pratchett ✼ – Heartforum.co.uk Arch swindler Moist von Lipwig never believed his confidence crimes were hanging offenses until he found himself with a noose tightly around his neck dropping through a trapdoor and falling into a gov Arch swindler Moist von Lipwig never believed his confidence crimes were hanging offenses until he found himself with a noose tightly around his neck dropping through a trapdoor and falling into a government job By all rights Moist should have met his maker Instead it's Lord Vetinari supreme ruler of Ankh Morpork who promptly offers him a job as Postmaster Since his only other option is a nonliving one Moist accepts the position and the hulking golem watchdog who comes along with it just in case Moist was considering abandoning his responsibilities prematurely Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again however may be a near impossible task what with literally mountains of decades old undelivered mail clogging every nook and cranny of the broken down post office building; and with only a few creaky old postmen and one rather unstable pin obsessed youth available to deliver it Worse still Moist could swear the mail is talking to him Worst of all it means taking on the gargantuan money hungry Grand Trunk clacks communication monopoly and its bloodthirsty piratical head Mr Reacher Gilt But it says on the building neither rain nor snow nor glo m of ni t Inspiring words admittedly some of the bronze letters have been stolen and for once in his wretched life Moist is going to fight And if the bold and impossible are what's called for he'll do it in order to move the mail continue breathing get the girl and specially deliver that invaluable commodity that every human being not to mention troll dwarf and yes even golem reuires hope.
Born Terence David John Pratchett Sir Terry Pratchett sold his first story when he was thirteen which earned him enough money to buy a second hand typewriter His first novel a humorous fantasy entitled The Carpet People appeared in from the publisher Colin Smythe Terry worked for many years as a journalist and press officer writing in his spare time and publishing a number of novels i.
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